Musical Montage, Mouse Networking, Gym Teacher

Favorite scene from a movie?
M: I'm pretty big on any inspirational music montage in a children's movie. Let me stress CHILDREN'S movie. Shrek gets his shit together? Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Vincent makes me watch "Cobra" and Sly Stalone makes out with robots to music makes? Makes me want to puke.
V: I've never made you watch "Cobra!" Except for that one time.
M: That one time was more than enough. Didn't he keep his gun in a pizza box in his 'fridge?
V: One of them.
M: See! How would I remember that if the movie hadn't totally turned me into an emotional cripple?
V: Well certainly the scene you refered to earlier, that is, the musical montage of robots and super models wearing lingere is one of my favorites. I'm also very fond of the diction song/dance in "Singin' in the Rain" where they turn the speech coach's office into a playhouse.
M: I like that part too - my favorite dance move of all time (outside of Riverdance...) is in the musical number. Gene Kelly and Donald O'Conner shuffle so well together.

If your pet could talk, what would they sound like?
V: Probably a cross between...what is the wizard in "Lord of the Rings"...Gandor?
M: Gandalf. They went to Gondor.
V: So Gandalf and Eric Cartman. You disagree?
M: Our hamster would be a grizzled old and flamboyantly gay fat kid with an attitude? And magical powers? Although...I think Cartman was Gandalf in the LOTR spoof they did...
V: Maybe not. I like that our hamster is actually quite silent. It makes him seem...smarter.
M: He does live next to a bookcase and he is named after a literary character - it could be a self-fullfilling prophcey.
V: Do you think he does some rodent networking with our mice friends?
M: Nah. He's probably pissed that they ate all his yogurt treats. He probably threatens them and then laugh because even if he wasn't in the cage his fat ass wouldn't be able to do anything to anybody.
V: Still. I would like to see what happens if we put it in his non-existant ball and kept him cornered in mouse central for an afternoon.

Who was the worst teacher at your high school?
M: Linda Rachman. Hands down.
V: Oooh. Gene Becker.
M: We both picked gym/health teachers. What do you think that says about us?
V: I know what that says about us. I'm not worried. But then, I have two functioning eyeballs. Oh, snap!
M: Be nice. It's not his fault he lawn mowed his face.
V: I thought he snowblowed his face.
M: The season is irrelavent. He lost his eye because he was having problems with a lawn and garden implement.
V: And you're the one with a karma knot around your neck. I think everything works out just fine. May Linda Rachman's children be intestinally bound. Does that make sense?
M: That's a pretty creative curse there Vincent. I'm impressed.